Cards Against Humanity as a TV game show

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I have a great idea for a TV game show, Cards Against Humanity. I believe that Cards Against Humanity should become a TV game show. This game show would be the type of game show for contestants who have laid back morals and are mean spirited. This type of game show would be a game show that would prove more popular than Wheel of Fortune, Press Your Luck, The Price is Right, and Jeopardy combined.
For a game show host J. Michael Tatum should host the show. An anime voice actor with a colourful personality and a low since of morality would make a great host for this type of game show. Vic Mignogna should announce for the show. For the co-hostess I would either have Tia Ballard, Catlin Glass, or Cherami Leigh, just like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune. You got to have a hottee co-hostess for sex appeal, just to satisfy all the horny male sex perverts.
The contestants would compete for money and prizes and throw out answers to questions that the host throws at them. The amount of money would be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. There would be three contestants on the show. The host would throw out a question on the black card and the contestants would have ten cards to answer with. It would just like you're actually playing the game. Every now and then you should have a celebrity contestant. Sacha Baron Cohen, AVGN, and Michelle Maylene would jump at this shit in a New York Minute. The contestants would compete for money and prizes including luxury cars from Rolls Royce, Lincoln, Mercedes Benz, and Cadillac, all expense paid vacations to Paris, Prague, Jamaica, and Amsterdam, and other great prizes. When it comes to vice I believe that all expense paid vacations should be in Paris, Prague, Amsterdam, and Jamaica since those cities have a laid back since of morality. Whilst we are talking about all expense paid vacations for game shows I believe that American Airlines should fly the contestant winners to those cities.
Whilst the contestants are competing on Cards Against Humanity the punters in the pubs would bet on who is going to win. We should also allow gamblers in the casinos to bet on who's going to win at Cards Against Humanity. Cards Against Humanity would make for intense competition on National TV, in the pubs, and in the Casinos. You will even have people tuning in who don't even watch game shows. Cards Against Humanity would put all the other game shows on TV to shame.
For promotional consideration we should have corporate sponsors who like to smear their corporate feces all over the landscape. For alcohol sponsors we should have Budweiser beer, Jim Beam whisky, Bombay Sapphire London dry gin, and Jagermeister liqueur. For soft drink sponsors we should have Red Bull energy drinks and Coca-Cola. We should also have Honda automobiles and American Airlines sponsor Cards Against Humanity.
I believe that Cards Against Humanity should be on Comedy Central, FX, FXX, and FXXX. If Comedy Central could air South Park and FX and FXX could air It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia they might as well air Cards Against Humanity the game show. It would boost ratings if it were. In fact Fuck Comedy Central, FX, FXX, and FXXX; Cards Against Humanity should be on HBO and On Demand/Pay-Per-View. If Cards Against Humanity were to become a game show for TV than the game itself would achieve the world's greatest commercial success.
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